Funny dating site stories

The worst ones leave you seriously thinking, “Renouncing all my worldly possessions and becoming a celibate monk who wears a hair shirt doesn’t sound so bad!

” But for those of us who are too lazy for asceticism, making the most of a bad situation helps, and the value of a cringe-worthy story is a great payoff. That night you spent listening to some stranger talk about his reptile-hoarding proclivities makes you part of a great sisterhood.

These dating sites are sure to entertain and shock you, all while taking your mind of your dating life. Social Clout: 2,347 followers, 59 likes URL: Bragging Rights: Inspiring vaginas since 2009 Sex, Lies and Bacon is the brainchild of Melysa Schmitt, a single mom candidly sharing her adventures in dating. Douchetastic,” Schmitt hopes to encourage others to follow their own path to love.

If you’re looking for a break from the maddening world of dating, then take a look at our 10 Best Funny Dating Blogs.

He said 'I thought you ditched me,' and then he started getting choked up and actually started crying!

Sometimes dating can be too serious: What should you wear? Bragging Rights: Stories that have to be shared Lead by Emily Macintosh, a 30-something single living in Los Angeles, My Life on Match and More explores the ups and downs of online dating. It’s easy to see why her readers trust and respect her. Social Clout: 3,748 followers, 333 likes URL: Bragging Rights: Laughing about life Single Girlie could easily cry about her single life, but instead she makes the best of it by sharing her experiences with readers like you.

Macintosh shares her dating horror stories in a very real and entertaining way. Her cringe-worthy stories are normally accompanied with hilarious infographics and photos that help get her point across. She’s also a big fan of talking about penises, if that’s your thing too.

Social Clout: 5,439 followers URL: Bragging Rights: Lightening up the seriousness of dating Created by the ever-popular Cheezburger.com, the Fail Blog portion of the site has everything you love about Cheezburger but with a dating twist.

"My OK Cupid date was a college senior home for break.I went for a drink with a guy I had been chatting with online.He seemed pretty normal (good job, intelligent, funny).The lady officer told me to 'never let a man treat you that way again.'" "My first-ever OK Cupid date was an hour late for dinner, which in itself was a bad idea (first-date dinners are the worst). I blocked his number." "I immediately knew I wasn't attracted to him, but I invited him to a party I was going to just to be polite.Then he spent 20 minutes describing how bad one of his former online dates' vagina smelled. It was awful." "I met this sexy guy on Plenty Of Fish and he started asking me what shoe size I was and what color my toenails were painted. When we got to the party I told him I had to use the restroom and I'd meet up with him later.Flushed and wasted, with my panties stuffed in my coat pocket, I did my best to explain that I was just talkingwith my "friend" in the bathroom.

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